I make doctors feel awkward

Young male doctors are a fucking funny species. In other words DIMWITS!

Today I had to undergo a health assessment for work. And the doctor giving me the examination was white, young, and looked fairly geeky. He asks me the usual question in which the nurse had asked me. Then puts me behind curtains and asks me to strip leaving my underwear on, lay on the bench, and cover myself with a sheet. I'm like huh? (never had to do this before!) So i do as he says. Usually it takes me about a few months before I let a guy see me in my underwear, but he's a doctor no probs. I shrug it off and tell him: "Yep. I'm ready."
He walks in, looks at me here and there then says he has to check my heart.
ok.
He lifts up the sheets and starts blushing. obviously my boob is too big so he has to check around the boob. So why the hell does he have to lift up the sheet? Then he needs to check my stomache. Announces that he is going to touch me, blushes more, lifts up the sheet and exposes my upper half. Right now i'm thinking, just touch me from above the damn sheet, whats the difference. But its ok coz he's a doctor. BUT SHOP FUCKING BLUSHING! Might was well not have the sheet there in the first place.
Right now, if another male decides to fucking touch my body I'm gonna shred them to pieces.
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My family doctor is a old, traditional, vietnamese man. I went to ask for a referral to a gynaecologist. On this occasion this gp was away and his young son also a doctor was there instead. Young doctor blushes, "Your profile says your single.".
"Yes I am, but I have had sex." I straightforwardly say.
And the conversation just gets more awkward.